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Matrix Ping Pong

Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer:

IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON - you get three free meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiots who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit!!!
AT WORK - you can't even speak!!! to your family.

IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens and guards.
AT WORK - they are called managers.

No Wonder the Prison's are full

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