Thought for Thursday, Aug 31, 2006
Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee:
(1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
force is technically termed "car suck").
(2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
than "Watch this!"
Thought for Wednesday, Aug 30, 2006
I used to think I was poor. Then they
told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then
they told me it was self-defeating to
think of myself as needy. I was deprived.
(Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged)
Then they told me that underprivileged was
overused. I was disadvantaged. I still
don't have a dime. But I have a
Thought for Tuesday, Aug 29, 2006
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart,
but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
From the Masters:
25 Aug 2006
Thought for Monday, Aug 28, 2006
If we were drowning in the ocean
and there was (sic) only one life preserver....
I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
Thought for Friday, Aug 25, 2006
It seemed rather incongruous that in a
society of super-sophisticated communication,
we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
From the Masters: COMMUNICATION/PERSUASION
14 Aug 2006
Thought for Thursday, Aug 24, 2006
I would rather be a superb meteor,
every atom of me in magnificent glow,
than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time.
When asked what this meant to him,
Kenny 'The Snake' Stabler replied,
Thought for Wednesday, Aug 23, 2006
When someone says
that he's laying all the
cards on the table,
Thought for Tuesday, Aug 22, 2006
Never seem wiser, nor more learned, than the people you are with.
Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket, and do not pull
it out and strike it merely to show you have one.
If you are asked what o'clock it is, tell it, but do not proclaim
it hourly and unasked, like the watchman.
to his son
Thought for Monday, Aug 21, 2006
When a doctor himself needs doctoring so that another doctor
doctors the doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor
the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored
or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor being doctored
doctor as he wants to doctor?
-H.A.N.D (Have A Nice Day)
Thought for Friday, Aug 18, 2006
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors,
and also to love our enemies;
probably because they are generally the same people.
Thought for Thursday, Aug 17, 2006
If you wait until you can
do everything for everybody,
instead of something for somebody,
you'll end up not doing anything for anybody.
Thought for Wednesday, Aug 16, 2006
Industry Fact: When Elvis Presley died in 1977 there were
37 Elvis impersonators in the world.
Today (Oct 1993) there are 48,000.
If the current trend continues,
by the year 2010, one out of every three
people in the world will be an Elvis impersonator.
-Audio Village ad
Oct 1993 _MIX_ magazine
Thought for Tuesday, Aug 15, 2006
The Pepper and Salt Association wants to turn the
English language outside in, wants phrases changed
kaboodle and kit. People should listen to roll 'n'
rock, eat butter and bread, and travel fro and to.
Why? Because what this country needs is a sense of
wrong and right, fair play and justice, order and law.
There are cons and pros, but true believers will
consider it a matter of death and life, a swim or
Pepper and Salt Association
Thought for Monday, Aug 14, 2006
It doesn't matter how good an eggs looks.
If it smells, there's something wrong.
(According to the character Captain Muller in Jack Higgins'
_Night of the Fox_ speaking of 'old Dieckhoff, Chief of Detectives
Thought for Friday, Aug 11, 2006
Finagle's Laws of Information:
1. The information you have is not what you want.
2. The information you want is not what you need.
3. The information you need is not what you can obtain.
4. The information you can obtain costs more than you want to pay!
Thought for Thursday, Aug 10, 2006
Please consider immediately upon return from the grocery store opening
any new jar of peanut butter purchased on the trip and consuming at
least one teaspoon of the delicacy. This practice ensures that the
rest of the jar is fair game the next time you have left-overs!!!!!
You will be rewarded for your forethought and planning!!
Thought for Wednesday, Aug 9, 2006
Arthur's Laws of Love:
(1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you
remind them of someone else.
(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be
delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of
yourself in person.
Thought for Tuesday, Aug 8, 2006
How old would you be if you
didn't know how old you were?
Thought for Monday, Aug 7, 2006
Talk sense to a fool
and he calls you foolish.
Thought for Friday, Aug 4, 2006
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
-- Fred Allen
Thought for Thursday, Aug 3, 2006
The problem with people who have no vices
is that generally you can be pretty sure
they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Thought for Wednesday, Aug 2, 2006
You can get all A's
and still flunk life.
Bits and Pieces May 2006
Thought for Tuesday, Aug 1, 2006
The real issue is value, not price.
-Robert T. Lindgren
The (Other) Thought
for the Day 2006/07/11
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