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Chicken Teriyaki?
The Name Of The Oldest Living Kamikaze Pilot. -Bob Anderson Ph.D.
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Aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
An Ode to an Indispensable Man
Sometime, when you're feeling important Sometime when you feel that your going Take a bucket and fill it with water; You may splash all you please when you enter, The moral is this quaint example -Anonymous
Manners are like the zero in arithmetic;
they may not be much in themselves, but they are capable of adding a great deal to the value of everything else. -Freya Stark From the Bill Wagner Collection
Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living "I never want to live in a vegetative state, She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
The compact disc is celebrating its 25th anniversary. That
makes me feel even older when I see my collection of records still sitting in my closet. - Jim Barach
In 1996 if you asked a woman if you could Google her Wikipedia
with your Palm Pilot, she would have slapped you. - Alex Kaseberg
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Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
Measure wealth not by the things you have,
but by the things you have for which you would not take money. -Author unknown It is not in everyone's power -Luc de Clapiers (1715-1747)
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Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Golden Oldie
I wish not to be given a title or an appointed position. I can and will do
Golden Oldie
Industry Fact: When Elvis Presley died in 1977 there were Today (Oct 1993) there are 48,000. If the current trend continues, -Audio Village ad
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Peter's Law of Substitution: Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves.
Good and bad luck is a synonym,
in the great majority of instances, for good and bad judgment. -John Chatfield From the Masters: 27 Jul 2007
What is powerful is when what you say
is just the tip of the iceberg of what you know. -Jim Rohn
August is National Sandwich Month,
and to phrase it in sandwich terms, even a poor boy on a subway can be a hero in any club. And that.s no baloney. The meat of the subject is this: Americans love sandwiches. -Lead for the August is "National
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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
"Product transition'" is code for cool new stuff.
-Ezra Gottheil, an analyst at
When a man fell into his anecdotage it was a sign for him to retire.
-Benjamin Disraeli; Lothair; 1870; quoted in The Yale Book of Quotations. http://wordsmith.org/words/anecdotage.html ***************
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