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Thought for Friday, Sep 28, 2007


Don't let people drive you crazy
when you know it's in walking distance.

Thought for Thursday, Sep 27, 2007

Ladybug, ladybug,
Look to your stern!
Your house is on fire,
Your children will burn!
So jump ye and sing, for
The very first time
The four lines above
Have been put into rhyme.
-- Walt Kelly

Thought for Wednesday, Sep 26, 2007

An aria for Pavarotti,
but for a person to speak
at Marcel Marceau's funeral
would be an insult.

Marcel Marceau also had the only speaking
part in Mel Brooks 'Silent Movie'

-Jim Croft

Thought for Tuesday, Sep 25, 2007

" "

-Marcel Marceau

Actually he said,
"Never get a mime talking.
He won't stop."

Thought for Monday, Sep 24, 2007


Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.

-Charles Schultz

Thought for Friday, Sep 21, 2007

Water at 50 degrees Centigrade
is not half boiling.

-Stephen Jay Gould
From the Bill Wagner Collection

Thought for Thursday, Sep 20, 2007

If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise.

From the internet
Submitted by Kandy

Thought for Wednesday, Sep 19, 2007

I like the fact that 'listen'
is an anagram of 'silent'.

-Musical Thoughts and Afterthoughts
From the Bill Wagner Collection

Thought for Tuesday, Sep 18, 2007

I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.

-From the Good Clean Funnies List
10 Sept 2007


Thought for Monday, Sep 17, 2007

When one this sentence into the German
to translate wanted, would one the fact
exploit, that the word order and the
punctuation already with the German
conventions agree?

-Douglas Hofstadter
From the Bill Wagner Collection

Thought for Friday, Sep 14, 2007


Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?
And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

-Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"

Thought for Thursday, Sep 13, 2007

When you get to my age
life seems little more than one
long march to and from the lavatory.

-John Mortimer
Summer's Lease
Bits and Pieces September 2007

Thought for Wednesday, Sep 12, 2007


Some people in this department
wouldn't recognize subtlety
if it hit them on the head.

Thought for Tuesday, Sep 11, 2007

Perfect example of the "Law of unintended consequences." -tftd

Love Campaign

The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl
he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his
proposals a number of times.

He began what can only be called "Campaigning" and sent her
a small token of his affection every day for a month to her

Soon, the young lady fell in love with the UPS man.

-Received from Pastor Tim.
Brought to you by GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List
23 August 2007

Thought for Monday, Sep 10, 2007

If you weren't doing it already,
would you start?

-Peter Drucker
From the Bill Wagner collection

Thought for Friday, Sep 7, 2007

Some people are calling it an upset.
We're just calling it a win.

-Dale Jones, an assistnat coach for the
Appalachian State Mountaineers
On the victory over #5 ranked University of Michigan Wolverines.
1st victory by a NCAA Division I-AA team (now called the Football
Championship Subdivision) over a ranked Division I-A team.
September 1st, 2007
From Penny Pennington

One way to look at it is that U of M came in second
while Appalachian State was next to last. tftd

Thought for Thursday, Sep 6, 2007


When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?
Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.

Thought for Wednesday, Sep 5, 2007

Train a child in the way he should go,
and walk there yourself once in a while.

-American Proverb (For part B of course)
DailyInbox Presents: 17 Aug 2007

Thought for Tuesday, Sep 4, 2007


Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.

-Nikita Khrushchev

Thought for Monday, Sep 3, 2007

Come. Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be,
the last of life,
for which the first was made.

-Robert Browning
From the Bill Wagner collection

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