Thought for Friday, Sep 28, 2007
Don't let people drive you crazy
when you know it's in walking distance.
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Look to your stern!
Your house is on fire,
Your children will burn!
So jump ye and sing, for
The very first time
The four lines above
Have been put into rhyme.
-- Walt Kelly
An aria for Pavarotti,
but for a person to speak
at Marcel Marceau's funeral
would be an insult.
Actually he said,
Water at 50 degrees Centigrade
is not half boiling.
-Stephen Jay Gould
If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise.
I like the fact that 'listen'
is an anagram of 'silent'.
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
-From the Good Clean Funnies List
When one this sentence into the German
to translate wanted, would one the fact
exploit, that the word order and the
punctuation already with the German
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?
When you get to my age
life seems little more than one
long march to and from the lavatory.
Some people in this department
Perfect example of the "Law of unintended consequences." -tftd
The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl
He began what can only be called "Campaigning" and sent her
Soon, the young lady fell in love with the UPS man.
-Received from Pastor Tim.
If you weren't doing it already,
would you start?
Some people are calling it an upset.
We're just calling it a win.
-Dale Jones, an assistnat coach for the
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?
Train a child in the way he should go,
and walk there yourself once in a while.
-American Proverb (For part B of course)
Politicians are the same all over.