Thought for Friday, Jan 23, 2009

Golden Oldie

As safety experts and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend
towards legislation that requires the prominent placing of warnings on
products that present hazards to the general public. Yet we must also
offer the cautionary thought that such warnings, however well-
intentioned, merely scratch the surface of what is really necessary in
this important area.

One Product Warning as written by a Quantam Physicist:

WARNING:
This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe,
Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional
to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Square of
the Distance Between Them.

-Owen K. Loring in Groaners
Noted as Stolen from: http://www.theattic.us
(Update- Not sure same 'theattic')