Thought for Tuesday, Sep 8, 2009

tftd Twin-Spin

I sneezed a sneeze into the air
It fell to earth I know not where
But hard and cold were the looks of those
In whose vicinity I snoze

-First seen by tftd in Boys Life circa 1952

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment and
for swine flu you need oinkment.

-Puns of the Day 08-26-09