Thought for Wednesday, Sep 30, 2009
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* If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Thought for Tuesday, Sep 29, 2009
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* A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man". As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."
Thought for Monday, Sep 28, 2009
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Golden Oldie It doesn't matter how good an eggs looks. If it smells, there's something wrong.
Dieckhoff's Law
(According to the character Captain Muller in Jack Higgins' _Night of the Fox_ speaking of 'old Dieckhoff, Chief of Detectives in Hamburg'.)
Thought for Friday, Sep 25, 2009
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Golden Oldie Gluttony is not a secret vice.
-Orson Welles
Thought for Thursday, Sep 24, 2009
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Golden Oldie He seems to not appreciate the glory of the unspoken thought. -James Carville speaking of Dr. Dean Late 2003 / Early 2004
Thought for Wednesday, Sep 23, 2009
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Golden Oldie Another example of what might help define talent takes us back to Polyclitus, the famous sculptor in ancient Greece. Polyclitus, it is said, once sculpted two statues at the same time: one in his living room, in public view, and one in his bedroom, which he worked on privately and kept wrapped in a tarpaulin. When visitors came by, they would comment on the public work, saying, "The eyes aren't quite right" or "That thigh is too long," and Polyclitus would incorporate their suggestions. All the while, however, he kept the other statue a secret. Both works were completed at about the same time and were mounted in the city square in Athens. The statue that had been designed by committee was openly mocked and ridiculed. The statue he'd done by himself was immediately proclaimed a transcendental work of art. People asked Polyclitus, "How can one statue be so good and the other so bad?" And Polyclitus answered, "Because I did this one and you did that one."
-Kinky Friedman Texas Monthly November, 2003
Thought for Tuesday, Sep 22, 2009
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Golden Oldie The paper quotes ________ as saying that his resignation was a "mutual decision" stemming from his need for "a more reflective and contemplative environment." -"Forward" as quoted by "Newsmax"
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Now isn't that more elegant than 'left to pursue other options'? -tftd
Thought for Monday, Sep 21, 2009
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Golden Oldie Bad news does not improve with age.
-GEN Creighton Abrams from the "Good Quotes" File of someone who wishes to remain anonymous
Thought for Friday, Sep 18, 2009
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* Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
Thought for Thursday, Sep 17, 2009
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Golden Oldie Who audits the auditors? -Unknown
Thought for Wednesday, Sep 16, 2009
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Golden Oldie If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
Thought for Tuesday, Sep 15, 2009
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I'm not a fatalist. But even if I were, what could I do about it? -Emo Philips
********* (As reported in _The Mouthpiece_ 2001/07/03
Thought for Monday, Sep 14, 2009
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Golden Oldie Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't. -Robert Orben
Thought for Friday, Sep 11, 2009
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Golden Oldie Do not keep the alabaster box of your friendship sealed up until your friends are dead. Fill their lives with sweetness. Speak approving, cheering words while their ears can hear them, and while their hearts can be thrilled and made happier. The kind of things you mean to say when they are gone, say before they go. -George W. Childs (From Penny Pennington's Today's Thought 2001/06/25)
Thought for Thursday, Sep 10, 2009
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The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more. -Dr. Jonas Salk
Thought for Wednesday, Sep 9, 2009
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Golden Oldie Birds in their little nest agree; and 'Tis a shameful sight, when children of one family fall out, and chide, and fight. -Isaac Watts
Thought for Tuesday, Sep 8, 2009
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tftd Twin-Spin I sneezed a sneeze into the air It fell to earth I know not where But hard and cold were the looks of those In whose vicinity I snoze
-First seen by tftd in Boys Life circa 1952 What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment. -Puns of the Day 08-26-09
Thought for Monday, Sep 7, 2009
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* We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.
Thought for Friday, Sep 4, 2009
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* Justice always prevails ... three times out of seven! -- Michael J. Wagner
Thought for Thursday, Sep 3, 2009
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Golden Oldie You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence. -Charles A. Beard
Thought for Wednesday, Sep 2, 2009
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Golden Oldie One big advantage to telling a clean joke is that there is a good chance no one has heard it.
-Robert Orben
Thought for Tuesday, Sep 1, 2009
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Golden Oldie Another Month Ends
All Targets Met All Systems Working All Customers Satisfied All Staff Eager and Enthusiastic All Pigs Fed and Ready to fly
-Entry in Weekly Schedule New Zealand Symphony Orchestra
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