.Huanga      
 home | jian's xanga | donna's xanga | photo album | cafeRadio | news | 中文 |         12/11/2017

Thought for Thursday, May 13, 2010

Enjoy life now -
it has an expiration date!

-From the Internet
submitted by Herr Kemper

Thought for Wednesday, May 12, 2010

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

-Truths for Mature Humans
Submitted by Jim Berry

Thought for Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Golden Oldie


It doesn't matter how good an eggs looks.
If it smells, there's something wrong.


Dieckhoff's Law


(According to the character Captain Muller in Jack Higgins'
_Night of the Fox_ speaking of 'old Dieckhoff, Chief of
Detectives in Hamburg'.)

Thought for Monday, May 10, 2010

Golden Oldie


Don't ask your barber
if you need a haircut.

-H.D. "Cotton" Galvin

Thought for Friday, May 7, 2010

I totally take back all those times I
didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-Truths for Mature Humans
Submitted by Jim Berry

Thought for Thursday, May 6, 2010

Golden Oldie
First published tftd 11/04/88

It's not my place
To run the train
The whistle I can't blow
It's not my place
To say how far
The train's allowed to go


It's not my place
To shoot off steam
Nor even clang the bell
But let the train once
Jump the track....
Then see who catches hell.


-On the wall of the Stationmaster's Office,
Grand Central Terminal


(Also seen in Korea circa 1965 at
an especially appropriate moment.)

Thought for Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

-Truths for Mature Humans
Submitted by Jim Berry

Thought for Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Golden Oldie

Knowledge tells us that a
tomato is a fruit;
wisdom prevents us from putting
it into a fruit salad.


-Miles Kington
British humorist
as reported in Heinz
Hellin's letter to
Smithsonian Sept 2003

Thought for Monday, May 3, 2010

Golden Oldie

I have always wished that my computer
would be as easy to use as my telephone.
My wish has come true. I no longer know
how to use my telephone.


-Bjarne Stroustrup,
computer science professor,
designer of C++ programming
language (1950- )
As reported in A-Word-A-Day

 Huanga @ cafenite - Thought For Today