Thought for Thursday, May 13, 2010

Enjoy life now -
it has an expiration date!

-From the Internet
submitted by Herr Kemper

Thought for Wednesday, May 12, 2010

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

-Truths for Mature Humans
Submitted by Jim Berry

Thought for Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Golden Oldie

It doesn't matter how good an eggs looks.
If it smells, there's something wrong.

Dieckhoff's Law

(According to the character Captain Muller in Jack Higgins'
_Night of the Fox_ speaking of 'old Dieckhoff, Chief of
Detectives in Hamburg'.)

Thought for Monday, May 10, 2010

Golden Oldie

Don't ask your barber
if you need a haircut.

-H.D. "Cotton" Galvin

Thought for Friday, May 7, 2010

I totally take back all those times I
didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-Truths for Mature Humans
Submitted by Jim Berry

Thought for Thursday, May 6, 2010

Golden Oldie
First published tftd 11/04/88

It's not my place
To run the train
The whistle I can't blow
It's not my place
To say how far
The train's allowed to go

It's not my place
To shoot off steam
Nor even clang the bell
But let the train once
Jump the track....
Then see who catches hell.

-On the wall of the Stationmaster's Office,
Grand Central Terminal

(Also seen in Korea circa 1965 at
an especially appropriate moment.)

Thought for Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

-Truths for Mature Humans
Submitted by Jim Berry